Cleto Rodriguez

Comedian Cleto Rodriguez takes us on a hilarious ride through the nightmare that is a family road trip. From the endless are we there yet questions to the sheer panic of finding a roadside restroom, he perfectly captures why family vacations are more of a test of survival than a relaxing break.

Cleo Rodriguez mixes gym struggles, golf confusion, church culture shock, and family life into one clean, story-heavy set. He opens with fitness-gym jokes and keeps escalating into married life, church stories, a Christmas nativity scene gone wrong, and new-baby chaos. Its fast, relatable, and built around everyday momentsno profanity, plenty of punchlines.

Family, fitness, faith, and a wildly inaccurate nativity scenethis clip has it all. Trying to survive the gym, meeting my wife at a wedding, getting humbled at her church, navigating stepdad life, and watching my dad turn Thanksgiving grace into a halftime report. And yes his yard nativity included two wise men, a Shrek donkey, and a budget Baby Jesus. Fast stories, big laughs, and plenty of did that really happen? moments.

A comedian shares the chaos of new parenthood from delivery-room surprises to diaper disasters with a fast, high-energy storytelling style.

Cleto Rodriguez hails from San Antonio, but his clean comedy makes people laugh all over America. Hes worked with such stars as George Lopez, Wayne Brady and B.B. King. His DryBar Comedy special is called Cleto Is My Real Name.